Monday, October 22, 2012

Generally playing nice work, but if you are dealing with someone who isn't playing nice sometimes it pays to resort to playing loud.

Thursday, October 18, 2012

Handle every stressful situation like a dog.  If you can't eat it,play with it, or love it ignore it.

Thursday, October 11, 2012

If you are asked to take a number, take a number.  If you do not know where you are in line, refer to the number.  You are after the number before yours.

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

If life gives you lemons, open a lemon aid stand and put them to good use.
Stop making war.  Play with baby animals instead.  Everyone loves baby animals.
No good deed goes unpunished, but in the long run neither do any bad deeds.
If you tell the truth in the first place, it is a lot easier to remember what you said.